Teach Me How to Dougie!

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So here I am today, once again... BORED.

Today is day one of my amazing diet, I went to No Frills with the mom last night to buy veggies and chicken for my wonderful diet. The reason I have retruend to this diet was because I had noticed that my body is really breaking down, especially my stomache, due to horrible eating habits and selection of foods. For the past 3 or 4 months I have literally been eating fast food or dining outside every single day. I remember at my friend's makeup party I was told that as we (girl generally, maybe boys as well)get older, the bad stuff; such as, sleeping late, alcohol intake, cigarettes, poor eating habits, poor selection of foods, and lack of exercise add up and come into effect. It's like one day they will all come anc hit you at the same time, because this cookie jar can no longer fit anymore cookies... And that's what I felt has happened to me. I feel like the colour of my skin has become dull, my skin itself has suffered more breakouts than ever before, and my stomache definitely took a big hit! Since about a month ago I have not been feeling well. The first sign was my period coming late, but because I have not been sexually active for the past few months, I was not worried about being pregnant...Now I am only hoping for my period to return to its regular cycle this month. Then the past week or two I have noticed that my stomache is bloated ALL THE TIME. In fact, after every meal, I've been feeling really sour and I can't seem to figure out what's wrong... Do I have a hole in my stomache? Well, it could also be stress levels, recently I have noticed how I uncontrolably clench my stomache at work at or home, and when I finally realize, then I let go of it. You know, sometimes I can hardly tell if I'm hungry or is I'm not feeling well... I should really go consult my family doctor asap. Possibly my body has suffered so much damage that the "toxins box" is full... So I'm starting this diet (again) to hopefully tune my body back to its regular self and to release the evil toxins!

This diet was given to me by an ex co-worker. She is a middle aged lady and she tried this diet for a good month and had told me how she lost 10 pounds and gained a flat stomache! I previously tried this diet for 1 week, and I admit, it pretty much works! The flat stomache came by pretty quick, but of course, I did not eat EVERYTHING on this diet sheet, I did some substitutes, for example, I sub-ed chicken breast for salmon and I didn't eat EVERYTHING that was prescibed in the meal (for example, I skipped breafast cus I had no time for breakfast!), at the same time, I also did not eat anything that was out of this meal plan.

So let me share this diet with you:



WAKE UP:
8-12 oz of spring water

BREAKFAST:
- 3 eggs whites and 1 whole eggs OR 4-6 oz piece of broiled salmon
- 1/2 cup of oatmeal (not instant)
- 4oz canteloupe OR 1/4 cup of fresh berries
- 8-12 oz spring water

LUNCH:
-4-6 oz grilled salmon OR tuna packed in spring water
-2 cups romaine lettuce
-1 tbl spoon extra virgin olive oil and freshly squeezed lemon juice to taste
-4 oz canteloupe OR 1/4 cup fresh berries
-8-12 oz of water

MID-AFTERNOON SNACK:
-2 oz low salt sliced chicken breast OR 6 oz plain yogurt
-4 raw, unsalted hazelnuts
-1/2 green apple
-8-12 oz of water

DINNER:
-4-6 oz of grilled salmon
-2 cups romaine lettuce
-1 cup steamed asparagus, broccoli, OR spinach
-4 oz canteloupe OR 1/4 cup of berries
-8-12 oz of water

BEFORE-BEDTIME SNACK:
-2 oz low fat low salt chicken breast/turkey OR 6 oz plain yogurt
-1/2 pear OR green apple
-3-4 almonds or olives
-8-12 oz of water

Mr. Boss Man

cause she walk like a boss/talk like a boss/manicured nails to set the pedicure off/shes fly effortlessly/and she move like a boss/do what a boss do/she got me thinkin about getting involved/thats the kinda girl i need oh/she got her own thing /thats why i love her,miss independent/wont you come and spend a little time?

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Today is November 2nd, 2010, and I am bored! Here I am today, sitting at work... My boss has slowly came in for less and less hours for the past two days. While working more hours in November, I am extremely bored and random thought: I am craving a Coke.
So back to my orginal rant, I have been in this new job for literally 1 month and 2 days now. The things that I have learnt in this job is indescribable; I have never had to LEARN SO MUCH in a job! Everything to the outside world seems very hands-on, and to a certain extent, it is... But this job has put me into so much training with policies, bylaws, housing laws, mortgage laws, laws laws laws in general, that my mind hurts. On the other hand, I am extremely lucky that all these courses are paid for. Although, my boss is a big pain in the ass sometimes (I mean most of the time), I kind of enjoy him sometimes. He seems like a big bad wreckless/careless guy that is always on the run and finds everything so annoying, but little did you know, he's actually very neat... He is even more picky and observant than me! He triple spell checks everything, even the SLIGHTEST space cannot run away from his sight; he has a very sharp eye. This morning, after he had pressured me yesterday to finish the courses (ALL IN 1 DAY!), I told him I finished all my credits, and he told me these courses played a very big part in his success. He told me how nothing has helped him more than understanding, knowing, and utilizing those damnned Canadian laws from the courses he enrolled me in. Sometimes, I wonder what kind of man my boss is when he's out of work. All I know about my boss is, he has a 15 year old son (I saw his son's immunization papers lol), he drives a BMW coupe, he is possibly taller than 6 ft, he uses Rogers home phone and cable, and he lives in a condo, possibly divorced? Never heard him speak of his wife... And oh yeah, he seemingly loves pasta, and looks like he can cook too. I think my boss might be a good father, he looks like he cares about his son a lot, and also looks like he can handle both career and family (as I am helping his son renew his health card lol). He is always busy, but in the midst of it, it seems like he has a balance and has everything under control...Somewhat, I look up to my boss, because I wish to have been raised with my father...A successful business man. I always wonder how I would have turned out if I were raised with my father my whole life; would I have been a tomboy? Doing machines? Hhaha. Well, I don't long for the machine part, but perhaps just grasping the skill, knowledge, and perspective of an entrepreneur. Would I have been more on track in life? Or more successful with school and career? Hm, so many possibilities.